Mice in a lightbulb?
Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: Two…but I...
Mrs. Prussy
The little darlings were all in their seats on the first day of school...
The Parting of the Red Sea
How did Moses part the Red Sea?With a seesaw!
A Blonde Astronaut
There was a blonde, a red head, and a brunette and they were all...
After putting her children to bed, a mother…
After putting her children to bed, a mother changed into old slacks and a...
Black Jokes…
How do you stop a 3 black men from raping a white woman? Throw...
Computer Died
Ted: Last night my computer died. Ned: What did it die of? Ted: Aterminal...
When it’s becing toad!
|When is a car like a frog?When it’s becing toad!
How did they know that Jesus was Jewish?
Q: How did they know that Jesus was Jewish?A: Because he lived at home...
Boring!
|What is life like for a wood worm?Boring!