How many women with PMS does it take to…
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in alight bulb?A:...
Thankful he’s drunk
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Yo mama’s nose is so big
Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat! Yo mama...
A hill country husband died and left everything to his wife…
A hill country husband died and left everything to his wife.He put a provision...
A tight travel budget
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What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred…
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred boxers or briefs? “Depends.”
The Top Bad Excuses For Speeding
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Santa Hates Your Kid
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An angry husband returned home one night to find his wife…
An angry husband returned home one night to find his wifein bed with a...