So you don not know Jack Schitt…
So you don’t know Jack Schitt He’s the only son of Awh Schitt and...
How can I believe in God when just last week…
“How can I believe in God when just last week I gotmy tongue caught...
The Blond and the Brunette.
There was a Blond and a Brunette on an airplane.All of a sudden the...
Who gave you those black eyes?
|A regular at Bob’s Bar came in one evening sporting a matched pair of...
Resignation From Phone Committee
OPERATOR, WE’VE BEEN DISCONNECTED: Florida State Senator John McKay has resigned from the Senate...
If Timex ran Christmas…
|The holiday would be cheap, small, quartz-crystal driven, and would let you take a...
The Facelift
A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000...
Groundhog Day
“I bet you don’t know what day this is”, said the wife toher husband...
Polish Women and Vibrators
Q. Why don’t polish women use vibrators?A. It chips their teeth.
Three old ladies are walking down the street…
Three old ladies are walking down the street. They are hard of hearing.One: Whew,...