A Prayer Before Dying
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his...
Hickory hickory dock.
|Hickory hickory dock.The mouse ran up the clockThe clock struck oneBut the rest got...
Demise of a partner
|One day while walking down the street a highly successful partner in a law...
Who’s In Charge
Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500...
Dyslexic Pimp
Heard about the dyslexic pimp? He bought a warehouse!
Rejected Public Holidays
Top 12 Rejected Public Holidays12 Start of Christmas Season Day 11 False Labor Day...
The only wish
Two guys of limited intelligence were on a ship that sank in themiddle of...
Surgeons
Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work. The first...
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says…
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I’m constipated.”The doctor examines...
Speech to the deaf.
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the...