Farting All The Time
Doctor, “What seems to be the problem?” Patient, “Doc, I’ve got the farts. I...
So She Would Love You
Man says to God, “God, why did you make woman so beautiful?” God says,...
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?The wrong answer.
Can You Read This
A young woman, two months pregnant, went to see her obstetrician. He was in...
He was light fingered!
|Why did the firefly keep stealing things?He was light fingered!
What do cow pies and cowgirls have in common?
What do cow pies and cowgirls have in common?The older they get the easier...
The Test!
A guy walks into a bar and rudely demands a shot of 12-yr old...
What is God?
One morning at church, the pastor was preaching about what God was and wasn’t.He...
Gas stations..
Why do they always lock the bathroom doors at gas stations?Are they afraid someone...
Charlie left town.
In a mental institution a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient...