Camel betting
Two guys are on duty at a french foreign legion fort. One says to...
Proud To Be A Senior Citizen…
Life of a Senior Citizen…I’m the life of the party…even when it lasts till...
A young married woman…
A young married woman was discussing her sex life with a girlfriend. The girlfriend...
Bitter end
Little Johnny’s teacher asked him, “Johnny, give me a sentence using the words, “bitter...
Gum Crossing
Why did the gum cross the road? -it was stuck to the chickens foot!
A man took his wife to the doctors…
A man took his wife to the doctors.After a short examination the doctor said”Your...
Worms.
Q: How do you tell one end of a worm from the other?A: Put...
Computer Acronyms
PCMCIA- People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms ISDN- It Still Does Nothing APPLE- Arrogance...
I marked the spot
|Two friends rented a boat and fished in a lake every day. One day...
Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?
Q: Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?A: They taste funny!!