Ballerina
What did the ballerina do when she hurt her foot?She called the toe truck!
Answers To Everything
What’s the best form of birth control after 50? Nudity What’s the difference between...
Blonde Horses Around
There once was this blonde riding a horse. After a while it began to...
Two Molecules
Two molecules are walking down the street and they run in to each other.One...
Adjust the Chair
A lady goes to the dentist. In the chair, the dentist notices a little...
ONE with the land!
A Texas cowboy got a visit from his cousin who lives in the east.He...
A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home…
A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home,”Please send me some food. All they...
Following a bitter divorce…
Following a bitter divorce a husband saw his wife at a party and sneered,...
A Manager of a retail clothing store is reviewing…
A Manager of a retail clothing store is reviewing a potentialemployee’s application and notices...
Biblical Bumper Stickers
Adam: “You are what you eat.” Eve: “At least he doesn’t compare me to...