Farm jokes 04
|Why do ducks have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!Why did the pig go...
What is the best time to wean the baby from nursing?
Q: What is the best time to wean the baby from nursing?A: When you...
With best intentions
As you may know, the Albuquerque housing market is becoming as tight as the...
Jonah and the Whale
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it...
Fascinating Little Johnny!
A teacher asked her students to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Mary...
Poking in Church
A man who went to Church with his wife fell was always falling asleep...
The Motor Home
My brother-in-law goes into a restaurant, buys a coffee and sits down to drink...
Things To Think About Our Government
29 Members of Congress have been accused of spousal abuse. 7 Have been arrested...
Definitions
Amateur golfer: someone who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging and once again...
Gay Basher
Q: What’s the difference between a faggot and a queer?A: A faggot won’t go...