Libertarians & Anarchists
What’s the difference between Anarchists and Libertarians??Libertarians are anarchists with money.Anarchists believe property is...
5 lbs of fat
How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.
Who’s job is it?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her panties?Self-employed!
Paying the Dentist
As soon as the dentist asked the patient to sit down, he pulled out...
30 Ways to Annoy Someone.
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.2. In the memo field of all your checks,...
At the crazy farm!
A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds, and he entered a...
A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters…
A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters on the refrigerator: cat, dog, dad,...
Golf Joke
Suggestions for Guys Golfing or Using A Public Bathroom:Back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder...
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What did the lawyer name his daughter? Sue.
Several weeks after a young man had been hired…
Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the...