Laws of Household Physics
Ever notice that the laws of household physics are every bit as real as...
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What is white and streaks across the sky?
What is white and streaks across the sky? The coming of the Lord.
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Did you hear about the blonde that stared at an orange juice can for20...
Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats?
Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats?So they can see the...
Miami mice!
|What squeaks as it solves crimes?Miami mice!
What is a macho man?
What is a macho man?After getting a blow job, he asks the woman,’Was it...
37 Rude & Crude Pick-up Lines
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|What grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives money to elephants?The tusk fairy!What...
A wealthy man sat in his attorney’s office…
A wealthy man sat in his attorney’s office.”Do you want the bad news first...