Where Do We Play?
Pat Williams, general manager of the Orlando Magic, on his team’s woeful record:”We can’t...
Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends…
Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends.Brunette: Last night I had *three* orgasms...
Insect’s favorite game
|What is the insect’s favorite game?Cricket!
Real And Guilt Gifts
How can you tell the difference between men’s real gifts and their guilt gifts?Guilt...
A man calls his mother in Florida….
A man calls his mother in Florida. “Mom, how are you?”"Not too good,”says the...
Newfie fun
What is the difference between a newfie and a bucket of shit…Answer… The Bucket
Quote and counter-quote.
Woman’s Quote of the Day:”Men are like fine wine. They all start out like...
Oopsy Daisy!
On opening his new store, a man received a bouquet of flowers. He became...
Why do blonds where underwear?
Why do blondes where underwear?To keep their ankles warm.
Which PMS Medicine Bottle?
How can you tell which bottle contains the PMS medicine?It’s the one with bite...