Geneologist
What is the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist?One looks up the family...
A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman…
A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman. She...
Safety tip
Safety Tip:Calculus and automobiles don’t mix — never drink and derive
Avoid While Waiting For Date
Things Not To Do While Waiting For Your Date At Her Parents’ House10. Sniff...
Ultimate rejection!
What is the ultimate rejection?When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep!
More Brains Than Dogs
Why are men endowed with a half ounce more brains than dogs?So they know...
Two nuns are walking down an alley…
Two nuns are walking down an alley when two guys jump out of the...
A Childs View Of A Retirement
After Christmas break, the teacher asked her small pupils how they spent their holidays.One...
Stupid Insults 25/31
Posts empty articles to Usenet, and enjoys rereading them later. Prefers three left turns...
The Colonel and the Camel
It’s Colonel Smith’s first day at a new base in Saudi Arabia, and the...