Tech Support
Customer: “Your sound card is defective and I want a new one.” Tech Support:...
Frog meets a Psychic
A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, “You are going tomeet a...
The first time in the gay bar
A belligerent drunk walks into a bar and hollers:”I can lick any man in...
Snow White and her Prince
What did Snow White say when the photographer said her photos weredone?I knew some...
Wishing
A man and woman were lying in bed on night and the woman said...
Boomerang
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A stick.
Lone Ranger
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar and sat down to drink...
What’s coming but never comes?
What’s coming but never comes?Tomorrow!
Did You Miss Me?
Seems my latest Freudian slip came just as my wife arrived back from a...
Jeff Foxworthy in the Middle ages
You know you’re Castle Trash if……Your shroud of Turin is painted on velvetYour daughter’s...