Arriving home very drunk
|A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of...
What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes ? Nothing, you told...
Deodorants
Another blonde, another store. . .She goes over to the deodorant display and tells...
Wise men never marry…
Wise men never marry and when they marry they become otherwise.
Why does a blonde only change her babys diapers once a month?
Why does a blonde only change her baby’s diapers once a month? Because it...
Xmas Tree and Priest Alike
How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike?They both have ornamental balls.
Green Lipstick
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.
Punctuation marks
An English professor wrote the words, “woman without her man is a savage” on...
A Horse walks into a Bar
A Horse walks into a bar: “Hey buddy,” says the bartender, “why the long...
A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother…
A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother he’s fallen in loveand going to...