La Machine
La Machine….vegetables…vvrrrrr…La Machine….fruits…vvrrrrr…La Machine….little children…No mommy, No!…vvrrrrr…La Machine.
John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling…
John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling. The pastor gets up and...
oh-oh…whole page of women jokes!
Q. Why did God give man a penis?A. So we’d have at least one...
Bank Robbery
A blonde and a brunette decided to rob a bank. They quickly devised a...
How is a man like a snow fall?
How is a man like a snow fall? -You never know how many inches...
Old dying lawyer
A stingy old lawyer was on his deathbed. He instructed his wife to fill...
Two Spuds!
Two potatoes are standing on the street corner.How can you tell which one is...
65 Bumper Stickers!
TOP BUMPER STICKER’S SEEN AROUND THE WORLD1. Constipated People Don’t Give A Shit.2. Practice...
I’ll never forget the first time I saw my husband…
I’ll never forget the first time I saw my husband, He was standing on...
Two Little Old Ladies
Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking...