Correct Male Responses
What makes these questions so bad is that every one is guaranteed to explode...
Candles
Why are some married men like candles?Because they occasionally go out at night when...
Men say = Men really mean.
I’m hungry = I’m hungry.I’m sleepy = I’m sleepy.I’m tired = I’m tired.Do you...
Snail’s Pace
A man hears a knock at his door, opens it but doesn’t see anyone.He...
Good Lawyers?
What is the difference between a good Lawyer and a great Lawyer?Answer: A good...
Discipline
Let a pig and a boy have everything they want, and you’ll get a...
Did you pay taxes?
|A nervous taxpayer was unhappily conversing with the IRS Tax auditor who had come...
Depressed Over Mother In Law
Why Steve, you’re so depressed today, what’s the matter?Ah, well, I have had a...
mouse’s favorite record?
|What’s a mouse’s favorite record?Please cheese me!
walking holiday in Ireland
|A man was on a walking holiday in Ireland. He became thirsty so decided...