Modems beat women
|Some reasons why a modem is better than a woman:A modem doesn’t ask for...
If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen…
Q: If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nagat you, what...
Bill Clinton & Hillary
Bill Clinton and Hillary were travelling in a car.They stopped at a filling station....
Quotes from stupid 01
These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. “The effects are fleeting...
Monk of little words.
A young Catholic priest decided to enter a monastery. He joined one particularly strict...
come to the webbing
|What did the spider say to the fly?We’re getting married do you want to...
Motivations
Two men are talking. The first sez, “I got married because I was tired...
Yo momma so fat
Your momma so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil!
The Costume Party
A man and his wife were supposed to go to a costume party together...