IDIOTS & GEOGRAPHY
|After interviewing a particularly short-spoken job candidate, I described the person to my boss...
A little boy walks up to his father and says…
A little boy walks up to his father and says, “Dad, what does a...
yo mamma is so ugly… onion
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made an onion cry.
The Pope took a philosophy professor…
The Pope took a philosophy professor (an atheist at that) out fishing on a...
Skipping school
A woman realizes her son has not yet gotten out of bed for school.She...
Soup you don’t want to eat.
What do you call a masterbating bull? Beef strokin’off.
Diet Plan
Did you hear about the heavyset guy who had tried every diet in the...
The way he died
A person is in the hospital and asked his doctor how much time does...
A New Priest
A new priest is being given instructions on what to do when he takes...
Jones is driving past the state mental hospital…
Jones is driving past the state mental hospital when his left reartire suffers a...