Caught In Zippo
Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?A: Zippo Marx.
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office…
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office.He opens the door and says to the receptionist,...
What’s the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?
What’s the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?Well, the light bulb is...
Gates gets punishment
Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood...
In A Freezer
Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?A: Frosted Flakes.
What’s An Orgasm?
What’s an orgasm, mom? I don’t know, dear…ask your father.
25 Fun Pool Activities
1) Stand on top of the high board and say you won’t come down...
If two lawyers were drowning…
No lawyers allowed- Prosecutors will be violated! If two lawyers were drowning, and you...
No Batteries?
Little four-year-old Julie was looking at her new baby brother for the first time....
Christmas Present
Q. What does a black boy get for Christmas? A. Your Bike.