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** EARTH FIRST! We’ll strip mine the other planets later.** If you can read...
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper…
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper one Sunday morning. Suddenly,he is knocked...
I\’d Love To But…(Pt III)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
Steal from this family
|After shopping in a mall, a couple returns to find their car has been...
Young man
|”Young man,” said the judge, looking sternly at the defendant. “It’s alcohol and alcohol...
Comparing Men/Women at the ATM…
Instructions for the guys:1. Pull up to ATM2. Insert Card3. Enter PIN4. Take cash,...
Mohammed and Douglas Adams
Q: What do Mohammed and Douglas Adams have in common?A: A deep, abiding respect...
A hamster!
|What is small, furry and smells like bacon?A hamster!
Chuck, Jean Claud, and Arnold.
Chuck Norris, Arnold Swartzenagger, and Jean Claud VanDam, were talking one day. Chuck Norris...
How many men does it take to pop popcorn?
How many men does it take to pop popcorn? Three. One to hold the...