Mother’isms! (Long Joke)
My most memorable one was, after being lightly smacked on the butt and asking,...
Who signed the Declaration of Independence?
A Kentucky teacher was quizzing her students. “Johnny, who signed theDeclaration of Independence?” He...
Cool Stud!
Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said “I’m...
Psychoanalysis
One of Sigmund Freud’s early patients rushed out into an Austrian afternoon on her...
A man walks into a doctor’s office with a…
A man walks into a doctor’s office with a frog stuck to his head.Doctor:...
Politicians accident
|Politicians accidentA bus load of politicians were driving down a country road one afternoon,...
Clinton movie titles…
Some possible titles for the new Bill Clinton movie:Dial M for Monica Saving Clinton’s...
President
What is Bill Clinton’s favorite web browser? Microsoft Intern Exploiter
Airline Funnies!
Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...
Offer legal advice
|Taylor was desperate for business, and was happy to be appointed by the court...