AN IDIOT’S IDIOT
|Police in Radnor, Pennsylvania, interrogated a suspect by placing a metal colander on his...
Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?
Q: Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?A: It seats 500.
Count till fifty
The teacher walked into the classroom to find words like “cunt” and “cock” scrawled...
A bar name
A guy walks into a store and says to the managaer “why doesn’t your...
Tattoo On Her Butt
There once was a service man who toured the Middle East and married a...
Little johnny’s gift
On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher....
VanGogh Family
Vincent Van Gogh had a really large family. Here’s a listing of some of...
New viruses discovered!
This is deadly serious, so don’t ignore it. Several new viruses have been discovered...
Mating Call
Q: What’s the mating call of the blonde?A: “I’m *sooo* drunk!”Q: What is the...
Rising Temperature
Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up a point or...