Only in America!
“Only in America”:…can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance….are there...
Chuck, Jean Claud, and Arnold.
Chuck Norris, Arnold Swartzenagger, and Jean Claud VanDam, were talking one day. Chuck Norris...
Black belt degrees
|Requirements for 11th Degree Black Belt Master of Judo Well before testing for this...
I get so drunk that I imagine things
|The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the...
A man called the undertaker one afternoon…
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed: “Come and bury my wife.”"But...
Spinster’s Three Wishes
The old spinster was rocking on her front porch with her tomcat at her...
Put-Downs Galore!
Some good put-downs…ya’ never know when you’ll need one!I refuse to enter a battle...
Majorly Busted
Every Saturday morning he has an early tee time. He gets up early and...
Lawyers arrive in Japan
|Take heart, America. Three monkey wrenches have been thrown into Japan’s well-oiled economic machine....
Smaller or larger tuxedo
|A friend got married and I, being the best man, decided a humorous practical...