Beneficial Alzheimers
What’s the best thing about having Alzheimer’s Disease?1: You can hide your own Easter...
Jack and the Beanstalk
Jack was walking around when he noticed a ladder that went up into the...
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin?
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding...
It’s 11 o’clock…
In America the late night news used to broadcast this message:”It’s 11 o’clock do...
Sightings Of Sharp Individuals
Sighting #1:I was busy writing some computer program for one of my classes and...
A lying cheat
Dear Abby:My husband is a lying cheat. He tells me he loves me, but...
A Texan farmer goes…
A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation.There he meets an Aussie farmer...
Chickens
Two chickens were talking and one chicken said to a the other chicken “who...
The AOL Car
The AOL car would have a TOP speed of 40 MPH yet have a...
Senior Driver
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he...