Real quotes from real people!
“I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I...
What do you get if you put your hand down an pyschic pants?
What do you get if you put your hand down an pyschic’s pants? Your...
Disorder in the Court!
These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things...
Real And Guilt Gifts
How can you tell the difference between men’s real gifts and their guilt gifts?Guilt...
How are husbands like lawn mowers?
How are husbands like lawn mowers?They’re hard to get started, they emit noxious odors,...
Some of life’s truisms.
Some of life’s truisms…Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.Support...
What was the First Commandment?
What was the First Commandment?”Adam, eat my pussy.”
New Insurance Policy
After their house burned down, Mary Ann, his wife, called the insurance company.Mary Ann...
Some cute want-ads!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT...
Signs That You’re Broke
At communion you go back for seconds. You think of a lottery ticket as...