A mouse sandwich!
|What’s gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?A mouse sandwich!
Grandma’s strudel
An old man is lying on his deathbed with all his children, grandchildren and...
An inferiority complex
|Private Milton went to psychiatrist and complained: “I have an inferiority complex.”"Nothing I can...
Dyslexic Pimp
Heard about the dyslexic pimp? He bought a warehouse!
Doctor’s Notes 8
A new, young MD doing his residency in OB was quite embarrassed performing female...
Why are you yelling that?
|A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.In the first room,...
Be Proud of Me Prayer!
Dear Heavenly Father,I think you’d be proud of me! So far today I’ve done...
Why lawyers should never ask a witness a question…
Why lawyers should never ask a witness a question if they aren’tprepared for the...
Absent Minded Husband
Anniversaries and birthdays Complicate my life. I’m an absent-minded husband Of a present-minded wife.
A first-grade teacher was overseeing her students as…
A first-grade teacher was overseeing her students as they experimented with their desk computers....