Encyclopaedia Britannica
Seen in my local paper’s “readers sales” section. FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set...
That IS The Only Difference
What’s the difference between light and hard? You can go to sleep with the...
Grandpa’s Safe Sex
A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day. While fishing, the old...
Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad?
Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad?A regular toad croaks...
The Godfather
The Godfather, accompanied by his attorney, walked into a room to meet with his...
Gas Attack
There was once a very prim and proper older lady who had a problem...
What’s coming but never comes?
What’s coming but never comes?Tomorrow!
Where am I, Cathy?
Attorney to witness: “What was the first thing your husband said to you when...
So one sperm says to the other…
So one sperm says to the other “When do we get to the ovaries?”The...
It just kills my appetite
A woman asks her husband if he’d like some breakfast. “Would you like bacon...