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Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar Alabama State Lottery?
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One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny…
One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny was standing staring up at the...
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How can you tell if a blonde is a redneck?
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A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet…
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.”I want...
Men Are Like Diplomas
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Did you hear that all the toilets at the police station were stolen?
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There are thousands of sex phone lines for men…
There are thousands of sex phone lines for men but only a few for...