Men Are Like Commercials
Why are men like commercials?You can’t believe a word they say.
Stupid Insults 1/31
$HOME = /dev/null. 3K RAM free, no EMS. A .22 caliber intellect in a...
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Q. How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A. Two. But...
A couple was delighted when finally their long wait to adopt…
A couple was delighted when finally their long wait to adopt a baby came...
Universal Corporate Translator
“ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION”:You’ll be making under $6 an hour.- – - – -”ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION IN...
50 Things to Do in a Mall
1. Ride mechanical horses with coins fished out of the reflecting pond. 2. Try...
Don’t you just hate it when…
Don’t you just hate it when you go to the doctor, and you’resitting on...
When you know you must really be drunk
|A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket and ordered...
Pretty Big
A Texan goes to Toronto for a vacation.There he grabs a cab at the...
Purchasing the brain
|A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices.The...