Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar…
Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar. Mick’s looking particularly sad and Patrick asks...
Peroxide Blonde and 747
Q: What does a peroxide blonde and a 747 have in common?A1: They both...
yo mama so fat.. cereal..
Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.
Slow golfers are ahead of us
|Joe decides to take his boss Phil to play 9 holes on their lunch....
Good/Bad Girls
Good girls say ” thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, ” what’s for...
How Lawyers Do It
Lawyers do it with appeal.Lawyers do it confidentially.Lawyers do it on a trial basis.Lawyers...
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?It’s french, for a lady with five breasts.Sent by...
Husband’s Great Gift
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman’s face was severely...
A Purple Heart
A decorated war veteran, fresh off the bus, is looking for a place to...
Your Momma
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.