Sex For the Deaf
Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that...
Innuendo
Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is?A: An Italian suppository.
Red Light Driving
Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?A: A blonde going through a flashing red...
A college professor’s going to bed with his wife…
A college professor’s going to bed with his wife. He’s not that tired, so...
Signs you are a Canadian
1. You stand in “line-ups” at the movie, not lines.2. You’re not offended by...
Moon Mission
Moon MissionNASA is launching a rocket to the moon. On board there are two...
Gates gets punishment
Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood...
Monk of little words.
A young Catholic priest decided to enter a monastery. He joined one particularly strict...
I can’t find the cause of your pain
|As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, “I can’t find...
Leave them to slug it out!
|What do you do when two snails have a fight?Leave them to slug it...