Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward…
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward, “What’s wrong?What’s the emergency?”"Oh, Mister Smith, your...
Condoms For Every Man
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen...
The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods…
The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods, then hit into a few...
Casket Talk
What did one casket say to the other ?Was that you coffin?
It Is Woomba
At an international meeting, two surgeons were having an argument. The Indian surgeon was...
bear and a rabbit
A bear is chasing a rabbit through a forest. They find a bottle and...
The Darwin Awards
|The long awaited 1999 Darwin “Natural Selection” Awards have been released! These awards are...
Submarine humor and fun
Submarines are safer than airplanes. Proof in the fact is there are more airplanes...
A woman’s dictionary
|Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you’re right, but he just hasn’t...