Sex in a Marriage
There are four kinds of sex involved in a marriage.The first is Smurf Sex…...
Ouch
“What happened?” asked the hospital visitor of the heavily bandaged man sitting up in...
Breakfast was my idea
It was George the Mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of...
Mileage
A blonde wanted to sell her old car, but nobody wished to buy a...
Good question
A LITTLE SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT:Assume you drive your car at light speed. What...
What does
What does “WIFE” stand for?Washing Ironing Food Entertainment
What do you call a gay man scrotum?
Question: What do you call a gay man’s scrotum?Answer: Mud flaps!
Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC?
Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC?To open windows
Two guys who wanted to pick up women.
Vito and VladimirThere were two guys who wanted to pick up women on a...
A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus…
A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus and says “I’ll bet...