A woman asks the hardware store clerk…
“Do you have any batteries?” a woman asks the hardware store clerk. “Yes, m’am.”...
Nursery Rhyme
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite nursery rhyme?A: Hump me Dump me.
Light bulb lawyers
|Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?A0: Three; one...
Write on the bottom of shoes
|Someone once took a large black ink marker and wrote “Help” on the bottom...
Throw Up!
Knock Knock.Who’s there?StanStan who?Stan back or I’ll be sick on your shoe!!!!
Aggies
Do you know why the Texas Aggies use artificial turf in their footballstadium?It helps...
Hair on my chest
A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat for their 25th...
So She Would Love You
Man says to God, “God, why did you make woman so beautiful?” God says,...
24 Hours to Live.
After dozens of very expensive tests and weeks of hospitalization, the rich old man...
Deer Tracks
Two blondes were walking through the woods when one looked down and said “Oh,...