Change my mind
The church was conducting its annual fund drive. One member of the congregation said,...
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke?
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke? Oh, about ten pounds, and...
The Experiment…
An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution.”You need to be...
Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market…
Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market one day.They asked...
Swamp Lake!
|What’s a toad’s favorite ballet?Swamp Lake!
The Name Game
If Kitty Carlisle married Conway Twitty, she’d be Kitty Twitty.If Yoko Ono married Sonny...
Two guys were out hunting, but they weren’t…
Two guys were out hunting, but they weren’t getting any ducks. “What do you...
Improving
Sam arrived home from work early one afternoon only to surprise his wife busily...
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?You can unscrew...
After a couple of years a couple wanted to have children…
After a couple of years a couple wanted to have children, but nothing worked.So...