Elderly Blonde
Shortly after the 911 emergency number became available, an elderly and quite ill blonde...
What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?
What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?If a rotwieler starts humping your...
How Lawyers Do It
Lawyers do it with appeal.Lawyers do it confidentially.Lawyers do it on a trial basis.Lawyers...
The Splice
A man went to a doctor to have his penis enlarged. Well, this particular...
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
|Why did the lizard go on a diet?It weighed too much for its scales!
Emergency Kit
Josh was helping Sally, the blonde, clean out the trunk of her car. Inside,...
Real classified ads 02
These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the...
Marriage quotes 06
|Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in....
Spicy 50th Honeymoon
For their golden anniversary, a couple decides to repeat their honeymoon trip. They drive...
How are you doing?
|A lone tourist who is passing through the suburbs on the way to town...