A word play
A teacher asked her students to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Mary...
Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the…
Q: Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of mountains?A:...
Try this on honey!
A man goes to Frederick’s of Hollywood. He wants to buy his wife the...
OOPS! I BLEW THAT ONE!
|A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: “My client...
Plumbing
A pipe burst in a doctor’s house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived,...
Be Patient
A doctor dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter meets him at the pearly...
A technical bastard
A couple arrived at town hall seconds before closing time, and caught ajudge just...
A bunch of better idiots!
These “Weird Reference Questions” are from the Library Paraprofessionals Listserv. All of these are...
Male/Female Definitions!
THINGY (thing-ee) n. female: Any part under a car’s hood. male: The strap fastener...
On their wedding night the husband was so self…
On their wedding night the husband was so self – conscious about the smallness...