Your co-worker is a computer hacker
10. You ticked him off once and your next phone bill was $20,000. 9....
A wife was berating her husband…
A wife was berating her husband. He motioned for her to quiet down saying,...
There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the market…
There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the market. One...
Have you ever wondered why you wonder why?
Have you ever wondered why you wonder why?I used to wonder why, but now...
Preventive medicine belief
|Mary: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor.Doctor: Oh, really?Mary: Yes, she tries to...
Stupid Insults 16/31
His pointers are null / uninitialized. His puzzle is missing a few pieces. His...
You might be a redneck if…beer
You consider a six pack of beer and a bug-zapper quality entertainment.
even more blonde q and a’s
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex? A: Opens the car...
Biblical Bumper Stickers
Adam: “You are what you eat.” Eve: “At least he doesn’t compare me to...
Super Looong List of One-Liners!
Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?A. We’d...