Obituaries
Where do you look for blondes’ obituaries? Under “Home Improvements.”
The Golden Toilet
There was this guy, let’s call him bob. One night Bob went to about...
First Thing After Sex
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex?A: Opens the car door.
Too Much Computer Time
How to tell when you are spending too much time with your computer:You start...
Books on Tape We Don’t Want to Hear
by : Scott Corliss 1. The Communist Manifesto as read by Ronald Reagan 2....
Need a new lawyer
|Warning Signs that you Might Need a Different Lawyer 1-) Your lawyer tells you...
If a vegetarian eats vegetables…
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
The Italian colonel had his brigade arrayed in full parade…
The Italian colonel had his brigade arrayed in full parade dress, proudly ready for...
Breaking News
Q: What did the blonde do when she locked her keys in her car?A:...
Signs Christmas Has Become To Commercial
You don’t recall that line from It’s A Wonderful Life saying, “Every time a...