Bad convenience foods
|The Eight Worst Convenience FoodsAnd I thought nothing could top Hormel’s pickled eggs …...
Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town…
Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town. “How’rethangs with y’all, Pete?” one asked.”Not...
Some police quotes
|”The handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch out after you wear them...
Want to make love to you
He said – Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make...
Being hurt
A husband and wife went to the fairgrounds. The wife wanted to go on...
A croak and dagger agent!
|hat do you call a frog spy?A croak and dagger agent!
A facelift experience!
A lady goes to the doctor to see about getting a facelift.”Well,” says the...
Texan’s guide to life
|Never squat with yer spurs on. There’s two theories to arguin’ with a woman;...
Did you hear that Oprah Winfrey was arrested at the airport for drug smuggling?
Did you hear that Oprah Winfrey was arrestedat the airport for drug smuggling?It seems...
Two Irishmen were digging a ditch directly across from a brothel…
Two Irishmen were digging a ditch directly across from a brothel.Suddenly, they saw a...