Standing Still
During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made...
Men and Spray Paint Alike
Why are men and spray paint alike?One squeeze and they’re all over you.
yo mama so fat.. cereal
Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
First Man?
The newlyweds were on their honeymoon when the groom asked, “Honey, you can tell...
Insult Collection #11
You used to be arrogant and obnoxious. Now you are just the opposite. You...
Blind deer jokes
What do you call a deer with no eyes?No eye deer.What do you call...
Guilty as sin
Sue reports for jury duty as ordered, and promptly asks to be excused because...
A staged wedding to bust dealers
|As supposedly reported on CNN:Undercover police, staging the wedding of “a drug kingpin’s daughter”,...
A Hookers Life
A hooker was explaining her lifestyle to a girlfriend.”I put on stocking on one...
Big Chief, No Fart!
There is an old Indian Tribe in the Amazon and their chief is getting...