Students Science Bloopers
THESE ARE ACTUAL EXCERPTS FROM STUDENT SCIENCE EXAM PAPERS:Charles Darwin was a naturalist who...
mBragging about old times
Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days. “Why, my...
Little Girl’s Questions
A little girl and her mother were shopping. The girl asks her mother “How...
Why Blondes do not make good cattle herders?
Why don’t Blondes make good cattle herders.Because they can never keep two calves together.
Lawyers and sperm
What do a lawyer and sperm have in common?They both have a one in...
What is Green, Slimy…
What is Green, Slimy, and Smells like Pork?Kermit’s Dick
Jesus and the Robber
One night a robber broke into a home and heard a voice say, “Jesus...
Why Two Nostrils?
A mother was having dinner with her two young children when her three year...
Birth of a Candy Bar
Birth of a Candy Bar It was another Payday and I was tired of...
Honda, Honda!
A businessman was in Japan to make a presentation to the Toyota motor people....