If Cray made toasters…
If Cray made toasters…They would cost $16 million but would be faster thanany other...
Successful Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did the operation go?”"The operation was a success,...
And you thing you have it bad!
There’s a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like “Man, I...
Raggedy Anne
Q: Why was Raggedy Anne kicked out of the toypen?A: Because she kept sitting...
I was shopping at our local supermarket…
I was shopping at our local supermarket.When I got to the checkout line, there...
The long and short of it!
A white guy is being shipped off to Jamaica for a year with the...
Qualifying for Heaven
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the...
Funny Instruction Labels
These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use...
Time to quit
As the end of the day drew near, the handsome executive called his newly...
Guys on the island
There were three guys stuck on an island. On of them found a lamp...