The Whales.
Your momma so fat, when she goes to the aquarium the whales sing “WE...
How do you scare a man?
How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
Minding his manners.
A man walked into a crowded doctor’s office. As he approached the desk, the...
Twas the night before X-mas
Twas the Night before X-masT’was the night before christmas- Old Santa was pissedHe cussed...
Your Starship Captain Might Be a Redneck If…
Your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over a month.He paints flames and...
The Urinalysis
One day, John’s tennis elbow was acting up and he decided to stop in...
yo mamma is so ugly… onion
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made an onion cry.
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?breasts don’t have eyes
Darn it!
|What did the spider say when he broke his new web?Darn it!
Hereditary Diarrhoea
Did you know diarrhoea is hereditary?Yup…it runs in your genes!