Why did god invent alcohol?
Why did god invent alcohol? – So fat women can get laid too.
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Taste Test
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Telemarketers go away
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TGIF On Shirts
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts?A: Tits Go In Front.
Baby Hermaphrodite
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Careful what you wish for
There was this mexican who was walking down a beach when he found a...
Hillary Clinton, Chelsea Clinton, and Bill Clinton are sitting…
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