Three blonds on death row
|Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One’s a brunette, one’s a...
Two law partners leave their office and go to lunch…
Two law partners leave their office and go to lunch. In the middle of...
Herc, Snow White & Quasie!
Hercules, Snow White and Quasemoto were sitting at a table talking. Hercules says, “I...
New Computer Virus
Did you hear about the new computer virus?It’s called the “Lorena Bobbit Virus”.Apparently, it...
Two babies
A man was carrying 2 babies, one in each arm while waiting for a...
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall…
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall prior to going...
Bart at the chalkboard!
The opening credits of The Simpsons(tm) shows Bart Simpson writing the same sentence over...
Redneck Circumcision
Q. How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A. Kick his sister in the jaw.
Redneck Working on Computer
Top ten indicators that a redneck has been working on your computer 10. The...
WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?
Q: WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?A: When they get their crotch wet they think they...