What is the future
|My horoscope read, “You’re going places and you can’t be stopped.”Apparently the cop who...
One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny…
One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny was standing staring up at the...
A dog walks into a butcher shop…
A dog walks into a butcher shop with a purse strapped around hisneck. He...
Business is business
A young Jewish boy starts attending public school in a smalltown. The teacher of...
Raking Leaves
Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?A: She fell out...
How do faggots get a condom off?
How do faggots get a condom off? They fart.
How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?
How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?There’s dandruff on his/her...
New Relationship Book
“My wife suggested a book for me to read to enhance our relationship. It’s...
A Change Of Vows
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with anunusual offer.”Look, I’ll give...
The Forrest Gump Connection!
Forrest Gump – Life is like a Box of chocolates…Forrest Dahmer – People are...