How to cut off a blonde’s ears:
To cut off a blonde’s ears, put razor blades on each shoulder and ask...
Blondes dumb?!?!?
Blondes dumb?!?!? After many hours of extremely acrobatic and exhausting sex with ablonde he...
Chain Letter Type IV
Chain Letter Type IVAs if you care, here is a poem that I wrote....
Confucius Sex
Confucious say:Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. Man who stand on...
Skiing Accident
A friend just got back from a holiday ski trip to Utah with the...
Do you know why the baby Jesus was not born in Iowa?
Do you know why the baby Jesus wasn’t born in Iowa? They couldn’t find...
The work qualification test
|Murphy applied for an engineering position at an Irish firm based in Dublin. An...
A cat’s dictionary
|Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.Purranoia: The fear...
Trapped On A Rock
There was a man that was stranded, standing on nothing but a rock in...
Where are you callin’ from
|Gallagher opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the obituary column...