Dating Terms
LOVE AT 1st SIGHT – what occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely...
Alaskan tourism
If you are considering doing some camping this summer, please note the following public...
Football try-outs.
Q: Why didn’t the monster make the football team?A: Because he threw like a...
Martha Stewart Holiday Calendar
December 1 Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Apply gold leaf, turn upside down and...
Sounds of the Wild
|A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter....
A woman strode angrily into the large…
A woman strode angrily into the large drug-store-cum-general-store, slapped a package on the counter,...
Real Business Signs
On an Electrician’s truck: “Let us remove your shorts.” Outside a Radiator Repair Shop:...
Help me Doc!
Woman: Doctor, my husband tells me my pussy’s too big. So I’d like you...
Strange headline news
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News V
Good News, Bad News, Worse News V Good: You give the birds and bees...