You might be a redneck if…ID
Someone asks to see your I.D. and you show them your belt buckle.
Sore Throat
A man comes to an Italian doctor because of sore throat. The doctor tells...
Clueless
Knock Knock Who’s there? Ida Ida who? Ida know.
Pizza Cutting
Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut...
Snail’s Pace
A man hears a knock at his door, opens it but doesn’t see anyone.He...
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?Never mind...
Gross Ignorance
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?A: 144 blondes.
I think Rover is getting a bit old…
“I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf.”"Bullshit,...
How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?
Teacher: How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?Little Johnny:...
Donations
A blonde, brunette, and redhead went to a church to donate money. The brunette...