What do West Virginians call a pretty woman?
What do West Virginians call a pretty woman? A tourist.
Blonde’s memo to her boss
TO: BossFROM: BlondieRE: Changing Calendars from Y2K I hope that I haven’t misunderstood your...
A fellow was shipwrecked with six lovely women…
A fellow was shipwrecked with six lovely women whoin a short time were fighting...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IV
Voice Mail. Never answer your phone if you have voicemail. People don’t call you...
Frog Available
A lady was walking down the street when a small sign in the window...
Paying the Dentist
As soon as the dentist asked the patient to sit down, he pulled out...
Stupid Insults 18/31
In line for brains, thought they said were handing out milkshakes, and he asked...
He Left A Little Space
When God made man,he made him out of string.He had a little left,so he...
A woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs…
A woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs. She looks...
Twins
Headline in today’s newspaper:”Suicidal Twin kills sister by mistake”!